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Don Johnson|09.22.03 This one particularly hot night during a particularly hot summer, I got out of bed to get a drink of water. All the lights were out, but the tv illuminated the hallway and I could hear the Miami Vice theme song playing, so I knew my parents were up and would be able to get me my Rocketeer cup from Pizza Hut off the top shelf in the cabinet. I turned the corner and saw them on the couch engaging in what I will only describe as an oral sex act. After catching my breath from running back to the bedroom faster than I had ever run in my life, I sent my little brother after that drink of water so I wouldn’t be the only one scarred for life. And that is why I can never ever watch Miami Vice again. |