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appreciation|02.22.03 Thank you, A-Teens, for introducing the hits of ABBA to a new generation and making them cool again. Thank you, Great-Grandma Merle, for the five dollar check you sent when I graduated high school. Thank you, McDonald's, for the sweet, sweet barbeque-slathered, artery-hardening piece of Heaven that is the McRib sandwich. Thank you, cute girl in the low-cut jeans that sits in front of me in Psychology, for having perpetually visible panties. And thank you, Bert and Ernie, for teaching me the alphabet, how to count to twelve, and not to be judgemental of alternative lifestyles. |