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man's best friend|12.18.05 I couldn’t keep a houseplant alive for more than a month, and believe me I tried, so I figured it’d be a good idea to go ahead and get a dog. This is Yossarian.
My arms are his favorite chew toys/romantic conquests, he doesn’t listen to a damn thing I say and he urinates wherever the hell he pleases, but chicks dig him. He’s a good dog. |
